Does this Camera Make my Butt Look Big?

by F.

Possibly. But this HP model may de-Beyonce-ify you.

While this will no doubt seem offensive to some, I think it actually is less a “slimming effect” and more of a “normalizing effect.” Cameras often distort the images they capture—massively so if you are less than six feet from the subject. This probably just removes the distortion somewhat.