What I want for Christmas

by F.

All the shopping this year can be done at Brain-Mart. Sure, these brain models are expensive, but they sure are cool. Now, honey, I don’t—repeat don’t—want the sagittal head. That’s not enough. I want the full-on C25, OK? I mean, if they have an extra amygdala, that might be a nice stocking stuffer. But, still, the C25 is the one.